Just did a makeup trial on a bride who is making her own dress. I am so impressed.


Getting waxed wakes me up more than any cup of coffee ever could.

I’m at Victoria’s Secret with Emily and all of the cute bras I can’t wear yet are making me sad.

text posts + grant ward + dogs

aos  q  
"I’m the Michelin star of people. I hate so many things that when I like something people are like ‘whoa I better check that out’"
Some idiot.

It’s preop day!!!


Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

Got the first offer on the house!!! Fingers crossed it is at asking price. It would be great if we could go to closing this week.